(adj) a beautiful woman that doesnt just crave attention, she f-ck-ng gets it where ever she goes, shes a beautiful, confident women that knows she can beat your -ss with diamond rings instead of br-ss knuckles, shes the portrait of utter perfection.
girl 1 : ommgzz look at her!
girl 2: roxerz shes totaly murkilicious
- geoff's disease
the disease that can strike without warning, geoff’s disease has affected a number of young men worldwide. symptoms includes being ridiculously good looking, s-xy, and smelling great. the disease can cause extreme jealousy in other men and can cause women to become overly hot and bothered. “that guy has a touch of geoff’s disease”
- get some *ss
the act of getting s-x usually from a woman. i’ll feel better once i get some -ss!
someone that is involuntarily abstaining from s-xual relations, made impossible from obesity. joe: so, are you hitting that? ralph: no, i’m obchaste.
- p*ssel sprout
when a guy shoves a girl’s p-ssy full of brussel sprouts and she squats over his chest and queefs them out onto him. “my girl gave me a p-ss-l sprout last night”.
- p*ssian roulette
pr-nounced as push-en like russian roulette- a made up s-xual game whilst using a rotating table. girl sits on table- legs open, many guys surrounding table with erect p-n-ses, spin the table, when the girl has stopped spinning she should be facing a p-n-s, the guy should then do some pushing, and that is just […]