murking
looking sketchy by wearing your hood up and dressing in dark colored clothing. to completely be murking you must also be making a gurgling/ sucking noise (tongue also included).
sketchy man (in dark corner of the room) : “guurururrurururrrurur”
garrett (small white boi): “that dude is murking so hard, i’m afraid his tongue might fall off.”
putting a vacuum cleaner nozzle up one’s -n-s and leaving on suck until it looks like you are breathing in very deeply.
also known as a vacuum enema.
murking may only be confirmed if there is the presence of faecal matter inside the vacuum cleaner after the attempt.
n.b. most ‘murkers’ have a general use vacuum cleaner and a separate vacuum cleaner specially for murking (this is done for reasons of hygiene).
fancy coming ’round mine for a ‘murk’?
you have been ‘murked’!
is the pope a ‘murker’?
nancy had a ‘murking’ party.
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