Murph

(verb) to hit on, flirt, or otherwise spit game with another.
i’m going to the club to murph for some weird.

ryan’s at the end of the bar, murphing on hayley.

murphing is more an art than a science.
a naturally occuring wedgie.
sick! mr. davidson just picked a murph!
when a person is taking a hit off of a marijuana piece and they blow the weed out of the bowl by either; laughing or coughing.
“dude, i can’t beleive you murphed the green hit.”

“ya, you can have a hit, but it’s dank don’t murph it.”
what doesnt it mean ? it is a comeback for eveyrthing , not having any specific meaning at all . can mean several things.
person 1…”i hate really hate you.”

person 2…”murph.”

person 1… “what the h-ll does that mean?”

person 2… “murph.”

my day was murphtastic !
when you switch to another line (say, in a grocery store) because you think that line will go faster but ultimately the line you were originally in goes faster. derived from murphy’s law.
p.1 “i just switched lines and got murphed so hard.”

p.2 “wow, that blows. i hate when that happens!”
a verb; to mish it home or to your destination whilst inebriated without the aid of an automobile.
i murphed it home at 3 am sat-rday morning

i was totally rennelling this girl but decided to murph it home on a scooter after seeing her moccasin tan
1. noun: any godlike figure that can best a supposed ‘beast’ in hand-to-hand combat.

2. verb: to best a supposed ‘beast’ in hand-to-hand combat.
1.
henry: did you see that murph in action?
tyler: you bet i did. best twenty bucks i ever spent

2.
george: nice, man, you totally murphed him.
paul: sure did

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