murphetti
(v) to unconsciously urinate all over yourself, other people, and the property of other people due to excessive consumption of alcohol and the probable excessive use of drugs.
other acceptable tenses of the word “murphetti” include: “murphettied,” “murphetting,” and (to) murphett.
“did kate just murphetti herself, my thigh, and my bed?”
“andrew murphettied last night so do not sit on the couch!”
“kate does not realize it, but she is murphetting herself.”
“andrew is going to murphett the f-ck out of you right now if you don’t take that handle of new amsterdam away from him.”
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