Murphy dick
when a man gets an erection for no apparent reason, usually in the wrong place at the wrong time.
jimmy goes up the to front of the cl-ssroom to give a speech.
teacher: jimmy whats that in your pants?
cl-ssmate: haha he’s got a murphy d-ck how embarr-ssing.
jimmy: shut up its not my fault!
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