Murphy’s day


based on murphy’s law, which posited “”anything that can go wrong will go wrong”. a day in which everything is messed up.
-hey peter, what’s up with you.
– oh, man. today was a murphy’s day from start to finish. i missed the bus, was late for work and got suspended.

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