murtle
the act of backing out of any activity/action/engagement/promise after having verbally and publically committed to it.
mr. lewis murtled after telling everyone he was going to the rally.
mr. gene murtled out of going to the bar with his friends because he was stuck under his boss’s desk….again!
when a girl is laying down , you go up to her and put your nuts over her nose and whenever she breathes through her nose it makes a flapping noise.
god u just murtled me
a cross between a monkey and a turtle
omg!!! a murtle!! how cute!!!
to fart out of one’s p-n-s.
my girlfriend sneezed while giving me a bj and i let out a huge murtle.
a girl or boy’s name.
murtle the tutle.
to be s odrunk mispr-nunciation of words is common.
mortal -> murtle
i think i’m murtle me!
modular turtle: a modular footwear that can change skins, through a screw and nut mechanism.
i am in love with my murtles!
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