Muscle-Douche


a male who’s favorite quality about himself is his muscular definition. he likes to think all on-lookers are impressed (and envious) of his muscles, but really all non-muscle-douches laugh at the muscle-douche’s self-opinion. a muscle-douche tends to: work out frequently with the sole purpose of enhancing his appearance, talk about working out, always flex a little when body is exposed, and lower his voice a tad bit until it becomes a natural habit. researchers say 70% of muscle-douches are insecure about the size of their p-n-s
leonard: “why does chad always flex in the showers?”

stevie: “i don’t know dude… chad’s such a muscle-douche”

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