muscle rock
a genre of music that could be considered a precursor to heavy metal. sounds mostly like generic 70’s hard rock (foreigner, foghat, etc) but imbued with fantasy, norse mythology, and h-m-erotic gladiator themes. has song t-tles like “we accept the challenge,” “steal your thunder,” and “we live to rock.”
the most well-known (and perhaps only) proponent of muscle rock is jon mikl thor, who is also known for producing a string of terrible movies over the last 30 years.
announcer: “and now, playing his ‘muscle rock’, is jon thor!”
-audience goes quiet in disbelief as a 300 lb. beefcake runs out on stage in a sequined loincloth and cape.-
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