Muscle Shoals, AL


population of about 14,000. once a popular location for musicians and recording artist, and was even referenced in lynard skynard’s “sweet home alabama”. however the town is now lamer than lame and the coolest of the cool kids are forced to hang out in wal-mart parking lot while everyone else talks about the lameness of the town on facebook.
jo: “so, what do you wanna do tonight?”
beth: “are you kidding me? we are in muscle shoals, al, there is nothing to do.”

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