Mush Bird
a girl that looks like a man.
a girl that talks like a man.
a girl with a square chin and facial hair.
a stupid f-ck of a girl that wears mens sports clothing and a baseball cap.
an ugly girl.
all/any of the above.
man a: geez, you want to stop f-cking that kappa track suit wearing geezer of a mush bird.
man b: she loves it hard up the sh-tter though…
man a: you knoes iiit…
a pretty f-cking butch lady.
man 1: d-mn. she’s got more testosterone than the entire football team.
man 2: yeah, she’s a f-cking mush bird alright.
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