mush cock
a term created by my cousin and me. this is a noun describing the condition of a man’s erect p-n-s, only it is soft and mushy in the erect state. this is not like whiskey d-ck, because the man in this case is completely sober, he is just born this way (sadly).
girlfriend one: “the guy i hooked up with was so bad in bed, i could barely feel him in me, he had mush c-ck”
girlfriend two: “word”
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