mush hour


1. a situation where you find yourself behind two or more fat people walking really slow through a confined area with no way around them. usually they are totally oblivious to the fact that anybody else exists.
unfortunately, the all-you-can-eat buffet had just ended and the hallway was long, narrow, and jammed with 300lb lard -sses. there was no was around them. i was stuck in “mush hour”.

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