mushcumber
a girthy, throbbing, rockhard c-ck so painfully engorged it resembles a cuc-mber b-lls deep in a mushroom, already moist with prec-m and ready to slay.
“his mushc-mber had me walking funny for days!”
“you could hang a plush, oversized bath towel on that mushc-mber.”
“ready or not, here comes the mushc-mber!”
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