mushroom ballas
when ones p-n-s tip is shaped like a fungi, which makes them a very funguy. this is often uncomfortable within the pants due to the exposure of the ballas itself. s-xual intercourse has been proven to be quite a struggle for whom who carries a mushroom ballas, due to the inappropriate size and shape.
harvey: hey, come over here, take a look at my john thomas.
bill: good god man. you have a swollen beef curtain intruder.
harvey: you could say it’s a mushroom ballas.
bill: potent.
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