mushroom cap
when the tip of the p-n-s is so large and the shaft is so thin, it looks like a mushroom cap.
condoms feel weird on me because of my large mushroom cap.
when the head of the p-n-s is a lot larger the the shaft. resulting in what looks like the top of a mushroom.
charlie soon realized that condoms felt odd on his mushroom cap.
when two people are having -n-l s-x and the person pitching pulls his p-n-s out of the other one’s r-ct-m to find a large glob of santorum hanging from the end of his rod.
i probably should have expected it because we’d gone out drinking all night then eaten that greasy midnight pizza over at cosmo’s, but when we got back to the apartment she let me do -n-l on her and when i pulled out of her she left a big mushroom-cap hanging off the end of my rod.
noun-the bruise left after a man takes his p-n-s and slaps his partner across the head.
verb- the act of giving someone a mushroom cap.
noun- last night i left a huge mushroom cap on my girl’s face.
verb- i am going to mushroom cap you with my d-ck!
an -sshole, d-ckhead
dude don’t be such a mushroom cap
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