Mushroom cock
this is usually used as a joke when talking to friends. the p-n-s is normal in shape untill one notices the end, where it has dramatically bulged into a mushroom shape. to get a mushroom c-ck one can use a lacky band so that the circulation builds up and the head swells. this person usually needs therapy or has a hot date.
dewy: sup bro whats been happening?
jero: nothing much. got a huge pain in my p-n-s, it’s throbbing like h-ll. lisa wont want to see me tomorrow.
dewy: hahaha, mushroom c-ck syndrome? take that lacky band off the shaft so it doesnt throb you idiot.
jero: it’s not the lacky band, i took that off ages ago. this is prob from the std i got from the rank chick that thought i had a watermelon c-ck.
dewy: f-ck!! dude seriously you gotta stop worrying about the shape of your c-ck it isn’t healthy.
jero: yer i know but the hoes love it.
dewy: no they dont.
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