mushroom dick
a condition in which the corona and frenulum of the p-n-s (the “mushroom”-esque part) are significantly wider than the shaft. sometimes a result of poor circ-mcision.
he ain’t need no ribbed condoms, he got that mushroom d-ck!
this is an circ-mcised p-n-s
i’m so glad i have a mushroom d-ck because i never have to worry about getting a bad case of d-ck cheese.
either a circ-mcised p-n-s, or a non-circ-mcised p-n-s in which the foreskin is always kept pulled back
i’m so glad i’m not circ-mcised, that means i get to keep my my foreskin pulled back from the mushroom part of my mushroom d-ck thus avoiding “d-ck cheese”, then push it back over whenever i want, and still not have any f-cked-up cosmetic surgery on my c-ck
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