mushroom print


when a dude slaps his p-n-s against someone and it leaves a mark like a mushroom.
“you better take that back or i’ll give you a mushroom print right across your forhead!”
the act of imprinting your p-n-s on a foggy car window.
adam mushroom printed his window when some girls pulled up beside him.

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