mushroom stamp


verb: an act occurring after -n-l intercourse, where the man removes his “mushroom”-headed warrior from his female partic-p-nt’s r-ct-m or balloon knot, and proceeds to take his poo-stained man-pole, and slaps his partner in the face or forehead (whatever preferred), leaving a mark (or stamp) in the shape of the tip of the distributor’s dong (mushroom-esque);
when i was finished penetrating her p–p shoot, i used her rectal leftovers to give her a mushrrom stamp
slapping a p-n-s on top of someones forehead or on a car window
we gotta get out of here i just mushroom stamped that cops car

that guy parked so close to me i mushroom stamped his window
to slap a female in the forehead with intent to leave a mark with your c-ck
the b-tch was p-ssing me off, so i mushroom stamped her.
to leave an impression of ones p-n-s on another persons skin(face preferably). 2. to d-ck slap.(really hard)
the hoe was back talkin so i mushroom stamped her across the forehead
when you hit someone with your p-n-s and leave a mushroom shaped mark
that girl got mushroom stamped!
the slapping of an erect p-n-s aginst a womens face or -ss.
after c-mming on her t-tties, i mushroom stamped her -ss!!!
to slap someone with your p-n-s in the face leaving a mushroom shaped red mark on the victims face.
that girl was so drunk when i gave her a mushroomstamp it knocked her out cold!

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