Mushroom Surprise
when you dip your d-ck in ink, and then proceed to smack it on a girls face while she’s sleeping. she’ll see the imprint in the morning, and be surprised by the mushroom stamp.
yo dude, my girl woke up this morning with a mushroom surprise.
the act of sneaking up on someone and slapping them with your p-n-s hard enough so that it leaves a “mushroom” type bruise.
g-d d-mn that mushroom surprise hurt.
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