Mushroom Swarming Hoe Bag
a girl who acts like she is all that, always complains about how she looks, and must show off to all guys! she is normally known as easy to put out. to get to this girls heart you must comment on how she looks and agree to how she acts with flirting with every guy she finds. she tends to cheat in relationships.
billy: “jake your not going to get cindy. the mushroom swarming hoe bag is too high maintenance.”
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