Mushroom Tart

an dirty, smelly, unwashed b-ll-nd head glans of the p-n-s. typically made dirty from sweat, dirt, sm-gm- or failure to clean up post coitus. usually the condition is discovered by an unsuspecting lover initiating oral s-x.
rachel went down on carl after he got home from a long day of construction work and wound up with a mushroom tart in her mouth.

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