mushroom tat
a bruised imprint from the head of a circ-mcised p-n-s. generally applied via a violent whipping of an erect p-n-s against the face of the offending party.
she was a raker so i had to give her a mushroom tat.
the sign of a sl-t. every b-tch that has a red mushroom shaped mark on the forehead or cheek is from an erect p-n-s slapping it to signify to the other males the sl-ttiness of sed b-tch. it is the duty of a man who has come in contact with a sl-t to give her the mushroom tat.
brooke wilson’s face. “i wouldn’t touch that b-tch cuz she got the mushroom tat.”
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