Mushy Buscuit
a game in which a group of people gather round a buscuit. they then proceed to pull down their trousers, whip out their c-cks and m-st-rb-t- furiously. the idea is to splooge onto the buscuit as fast as you can. the last person to -j-c-l-t- onto the buscuit is forced to eat it.
speaker a: “hey guys, let’s play us some mushy buscuit!”
group: “alright!”
speaker b: “ugh…ugh…ahhh…alright!”
speaker a: “ahhhh…aw, thank god.”
speaker c: “wait, you guys are done already? …f-ck.”
Read Also:
- Mac millerish
the current state of wanting to wear nike blazers and a snap back and just lay back and chill with the ladies friend: you wanna hang out? me: nah im feeling sorta mac millerish today i think im just gonna chill
- conquer bonk
to achieve a conquer bonk: during the reception of f-ll-t–, close to -rg-sm. one must strike the fellatist bluntly on the top of the skull, resulting in a quick pleasurable intake of air, a noise something like “shllllpbfffffffffft- gah!”, and hopefully no biting. i conquer bonked your mother last night.
- Contract Marriage
a marriage to a military member strictly for that member to collect bah and bas. often times there is no obligation to the spouse. she got a contract marriage just so she could get out of the barraks and get that extra money. she better hope her command doesnt find out!
- Daphers
diarrhea, the green-apple two step, the sh-ts d-mn, i got a wicked case of the daphers
- Snaze
when you need to sneeze, but the sneeze gods frown upon you at the last second, leaving you with a tingly nose, but never having sneezed. a sneeze that fails to exit the nose. the sneeze equivalent of a stillbirth. oh man, i had the most wicked sneeze, but i couldn’t get it out, and […]