mushy purples


the form that some natural br–sts take on after the miracle of childbirth. the phenomena was first defined and investigated in detail by tom segura and christina pazsitzky on the your moms house podcast.

i can be identified when the nipples and areola swell and take on a purple colored hue. they first swell up hard, then become mushy and point down…..then they stay down.
jean had to go to a specialty store to find a properly fitting bra to hold her big mushy purples.

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