Musials Law of Early Dismissal
when the entire team at your office gets dismissed for their merits and great work. except you, because you set up a conference call for the last hour of the day.
musials law of early dismissal dude i have to stay, but enjoy happy hour.
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is a funny way of saying c-ck. can be said, “pooootzoooo” or just “pootzoo” ex. that man has a large pootzoo. “pootzoo toucher”: meaning they like to touch c-cks.
- poouke
when someone tells you something so vile you p–p and puke simultaneously in a fit of rage “hey brian the apple event is starting!” brian: “oh god i just poouked.”
- steam-hosing
the act of holding a bottle or container directly at the tip of one’s p-n-s, while stroking the base of the p-n-s with the other hand before (and during) -j-c-l-t–n. this maneuver is commonly used to gather seaman in a sparing manner. we used to hate that kid back in college, i was always steam-hosing […]
- Shadow Dick
when playing first person shooters (multiplayer) and have a lightweight rushing cl-ss, you can flank the opposing team from the side killing an enemy (or enemies) giving them the “shadow d-ck.” “dude, did you just flank the f-ck out of them?” “f-ck yeah, gave them that shadow d-ck bruh.”
- cushion-wedging
when u stick ur dong between the couchions of the couch to pleasure yourself. wow, my back is sore because i was up cushion-wedging all night on this tiny couch.