the time that all musicians keep to that make them function on a different timezone than other people : dinner at two am (after their gigs) go to bed at three am wake up after noon and have lunch at four pm. repeat cycle.
the timezone that musician wags have to adapt to in order to ever be able to spend some time with their boyfriends.
best friend: so why were you still online at two am?
musician wag: oh, i was waiting for john to come over, you know how he is with his musician standard time (mst)
musician: baby, i’ll call you tonight ok?
girl: normal time or mst?
- musty susan
the act of having s-x with and -j-c-l-t-ng into a girl’s armpit. i lubed up her pits and gave her a good ol’ musty susan.
- escanaba steamer
the act of farting into one’s partner’s mouth, intentional or not, during the act of anilingus. sally p-ss-d me off so i went to taco bell before she licked my b-tthole. i wanted to give her an escanaba steamer she’d remember.
the waving back and forth of a dog’s tail. the speed of the tail is used to measure how happy the dog is. the faster the tail is wagging, the happier the dog. look, that dog’s wag-o-meter is moving really fast!
flesh eating insect widely spread in europe before ww2. can also be used to describe pests. this country was run by f-ck-ng globuloids! person 1: what’s wrong? person 2: globuloid bites…
a girl’s name is a variant of gloria (latin), and the meaning of glori is “glory”. glory sounds fresh and uplifting and a lot more modern than gloria (which is definitely feeling the stirrings of a revival, though some might still view it as a terminal old lady name). glory, as in “glory be” and […]