muskrat

a form of torture, varying from forceful s-xual activities, to beating the victim mercilessly with eggplant shaped objects, or making them watch p-rnography of their grandparents/parents. after a muskrat takes place it usuall takes 2 weeks to recover if you survive. you don’t want a muskrat!!
dude did you hear? riley was given a horrible muskrat, and they found him in the bathroom traumatized, and shaking while whispering “didn’t want to go first”
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a code word used to stop a conversation when something needs to be covered up because it is embarr-ssing,private, or about a person who just walked in on the conversation.
person 1- man that matt kid is a fa…
person 2- muskrat,muskrat.
matt- hi guys!
the patch of hair that sometimes grows at the top of the -ss crack. usually becomes visible when the person bends over.
when steve bent over at work i could see that his muskrat was very bushy.
noun; one who engages in rebellious destruction, most often attributable to substance consumption.
david and i were such muskrats. after the game, we rioted, inflicting thousands of dollars worth of damage.
the male equivalent of a hood rat. a sk-nky, sleazy male with no regard for standards who will sleep with anyone. (this is a large percentage of the male, college-age population)
let’s go find some musk rats!
that dude was a total musk rat.
a small p-n-s that is over powered by the bush that surrounds it; when a man’s p-b-s are more impressive than their p-n-s.
the girl was diggin’ my style until i dropped my pants and she saw the muskrat.
the performance of sobriety when drunk, on drugs, etc.
my mom came home after i’d taken 15 tequila shots, but she didn’t even know because i have such a good muskrat.