Muslim Badminton


like russian roulette, only the set up is like the basic badminton game. but instead of using a shuttle c-ck (birdie) a loaded grenad is used the last person standing is obviously the winner.
person 1: “hey how was your weekend?”

person 2: “oh you know just a casual trip to dubai in the private jet”

person 1: ” oh cool was it fun? what did you do?”

person 2: oh yeah it was wonderful. just played a few rounds of muslim badminton. my pilot paul got killed during the game so i had to hire a new one.. but oh well dont hate the player hate the game.

person 1: ….oh, summer fun in dubai i guess

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