Muslim-Butt-Wipe


how muslims clean their b-tt after they sh-t, by using their bare hands and digging their finger down in their crack to knock off the dingleberries. done with the left hand only.
that is so disgusting, i was out of toilet paper so i had to do a muslim-b-tt-wipe. remind me to double wash my hands!!
pages torn from the quran that don’t say somthing about killing the infidels. these pages are used as b-tt wipe by a muslim, because a non-muslim would’nt wipe his b-tt with this book.
momar, hand me a handful of muslim-b-tt-wipe. this copy of the quran is used up.

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