MUSSAPI
make up some sh-t(e) and publish it.
a) a journalistic technique.
b) sometimes used, although only in a self-effacing manner, amongst -n-lysts, mathematicians and scientists to describe their latest research to their immediate peers.
hack: i’m struggling to fill the front page! it turns out that immigration is slowing, the crime-rate has nose-dived, there aren’t any serial killers on the loose and there aren’t any communicable diseases worth talking about!
editor: mussapi or you’re sacked!
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