mustache authority


derived from an occupy human rights video in which a man steps inside a residence and performs an illegal search and arrest all because he had a mustache that gave others the impression that he held some kind of real authority.
guy- man that guy had some real mustache authority going in their house like that in that video
girl- dude he didn’t even have a mustache…
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