Mustache bug


most commonly known as a house centipede, scientific name scutigera coleoptrata. also known as mop bugs.
i used to kill mustache bugs on sight, because they are so ugly, but then i found out they eat silverfish, roaches and bedbugs. now i think they are more useful than any of my human roomates.

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