Mustache madness
when there’s simply too much mustache to handle. if you can’t handle the ‘stache then get out of missouri; the mustache capital.
the other week i was chilling in missouri and i kissed my girlfriend and she complained about my mustache being sufficiently pr-ckly. she claimed it was mustache madness! she was then escorted out of the state because she couldn’t handle it.
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