mustache massage


when a female woman (with a cooder) makes out with a male f-cking dude (with a p-n-s) who also happens to have a mustache. the feeling of one mustached partner kissing another is relative to a m-ssage on the upper inner lip of the other partner. very exotic & rare.
dude, my girlfriend loves a good mustache m-ssage.

whats up babe, you like mustache m-ssages?

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