mustache mud


the residue on a g-y man’s mustache after tossing a salad
guy 1″ dude, is that a black bean on your mustache, did u just eat a chipotle burrito?”
guy 2″ no, i just left my boyfriends house, so it’s just a little mustache mud.”

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  • shapeholder

    sh-t that is shaped like a p-n-s due to the the result of someone having gratuitous amounts of c-ck stuffed up his/her -sshole so much that their sh-t continuously holds the shape of an erict p-n-s. dude, you need stop your grindr binges, you’ve been sh-tting nothing but shapeholders for the past two weeks!

  • dead self

    a way to say that you’re being for real or serious person 1: n-body got a good grade on that test. person 2: why you lying? somebody had to p-ss. person 1: nah really, dead self bro– n-body p-ssed.

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    the thick layer of sm-tt that builds up between your b-lls and -ss on a hot day. dude , im c-cking out here . its so hot im getting ball humus .

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    s-xy great looking guy hamra is usually a last name but whoever it is they are soooo freaking hot “omg hes such i hottie i bet hes a hamra “


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