mustache mustard

noticeable boogers, specifically those caught in the area between one’s nose and upper lip. actually having a mustache is not a requirement.
“hey man, you got some mustache mustard.”
“aw, dammit.” -wipes-
“yeah, it’s been there a while.”
“how long were you going to let me talk to that girl with snot on my face?”
“sorry jerry… oh look, we’re out of beer!” -leaves, talks to the girl-

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