mustache ride
sitting on the face of a man with a mustache, and receiving cunnalingus from said man, thus creating the impression that you are on a ride.
usually it is a female taking a mustache ride, but i -ssume males can figure out a way to take the ride as well. i just don’t want to hear about it.
“hey, baby, you like you can use some fun. care to take a mustache ride?”
when a woman rides your face with her v-g-n-.
who wants a mustache ride?
when a person with a mustache has someone sit on their face. as if the mustache were a ride at the carnival, where indecently most of the mustache rides are given.
tom sellek: hey there, would you enjoy a mustache ride?
burt reynolds: i was about to ask you the same thing
when a girl sits on the face of a guy with a mustache and he gives her oral s-x.
during s-x, lisa sat on tom’s face and got a mustache ride.
a guilty pleasure most women share.
women want you to think mustaches mar male facial aesthetics but in reality they all just wanna perpetrate a deep, -rg-sm-inducing grind on that selleck, handlebar, or swanson.
clean-shaven men should watch out–this is the age of the mustache ride.
jack: ride that stache, ride that stache, whatever possessed you to ride that stache? you said it was a turn off!
esmeralda: i don’t know what came over me, baby! please forgive me.
jack: maybe after the wax works its way off your peach, you’ll have lived down this fateful mustache ride.
to rotate your jaw in either a clockwise and or counter clockwise motion while pushing your tongue out in succession with the movement of one’s lips; making it appear as though the mustache is doing a wave-like motion.
would anyone in my general vicinity care for a mustache ride?
a woman, sitting on the face of a man, with a mustache. she is recieving pleasure, he is being smothered. that is a mustache ride.
annabelle – “can i have another mustache ride james?”
james – “jesus christ, i have trouble breathing already, and my breath stinks most of the time anyway.”
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