snotch


another nickname for v-g-n- or uterus. also can be a s-x term.
your snotch smells like freshly cut gr-ss on a sunday morning.

when i say ball you say sack. ball! snotch!.
a term created by a legendary queens stoner. can be used as both an noun or a verb. means marijuana or anything pertaining to the cannibas plant.
yorgo: “snotch?”

freda: “obvs”
the fluid motion to uppercut a deserving individual from the sn-tch to the schnoz.
rachel is being such a c-nt. she totally needs to get snotched right now.
s-x+notch
he/she was just another snotch on my headboard…
a sn-tch-biotch hybrid. i gets the, “i want to call you a b-tch, but will do so playfully by using biotch” point across with the added pimp-slap of calling the person a sn-tch.
“your gf was being a real snotch last night. i can’t believe she tried to kick your bean bag for saying her sister was hotter”

“i know, right?! she was being a super snotch!”
a) snape’s dirty nose
b) definition is fluid similar to remort
“what a snotch”
snot – crotch; a rare but important instance where a person’s crotch becomes entirely covered with snot and boogers, either deliberately, or by accidental means, such as a violent sneeze during a blow-job or carpet munching extravaganza. ideally, the creation of a snotch would come as a suprise to the target, who would act as a canvas for such a fine piece of art. addendum: if the creation of a snotch happens during a bl-w j-b while the victim is currently seated upon an open toilet, this is known as a blumpsnotch.
“lick lick, yum, ah, ah, ah-choo!!” “oh, my, goodness, you just snotched me, you malicious wh-r-!”

“i told you i had a cold, -ss-clown! it is quite a lovely snotch though, with the yellow and green hues.”

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