mustache spongebath
when a mustachioed man goes down on a girl. like dipping a paint brush into a can of paint, he fills the bristles of his mustache with her lady juice. he then uses his p-ssy-juice soaked mustache to coat her body with her own girl c-m, like a nurse cleaning a patient with a wet sponge.
me: “last night sarah was feeling extra dirty so she asked me to give her a mustache spongebath.”
sarah’s mom: “what?”
me: “just cleaned her up a bit.”
sarah’s mom: “oh, that’s nice.”
me: “you have no idea.”
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