Mustaching
the act of giving a male oral pleasure by placing his p-n-s between your upper lip and the bottom of your nose and moving your head side to side.
male 1: dude, you know that chick i banged last night? she gave me a sweet mustaching before i finished!
male 2: wow you must have a tiny d-ck!
an occupational hazard caused by using cheap staplers: almost like resistoring or telephoning, where the staples do not complete “bite” into the other side of a doc-ment, except the staples take on a more rounded form, like a handlebar mustache.
why does this effing stapler keep on mustaching on me?
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