mustafa arslan
a middle aged turkish man who claims to of punched a cow and killed it. only a select few have encounted such a godly being as they tend to favaour the number ’81’ and like to gamble large quant-ties of cash at the casinos.
wow did you see that bloke?
yep, that’s a mustafa arslan
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