Mustake


a mustache worn by someone who clearly should not be facially-adorned in such a manner.
jimmy’s mustake makes him look like a used car salesman.
mistake made when you drive a mustang
tyler pulled up to the light in his gt

and made the mustake of racing the si turbo
any person who tries to grow a mustache but clearly shouldn’t have even tried to start one in the first place.
james: dude i’m thinking of trying to grow a mustache.
phil: sounds like a mustake to me.

dad: why do ginger kids always make mustakes.

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