Mustarbating


the act of masterbating while using mustard as a lubricant.
tommy got caught mustarbating on tony’s bed, he was using dejon mustard.
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when one slathers hot mustard on their private parts and uses it as a lubricant to help make masturbation more pleasurable. usually done in desperation when no other lubricants are readily available.
after having a romantic mcdonald’s dinner in their car. teens jack and jill experimented mustarbating eachother with the mcdonald’s mustard packs.

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