Mustathon


a routine conversation with a parent when they suddenly switch to offering unsolicited advice full of musts, shoulds, mustn’ts and shouldn’ts.
me: nice weather!

mum: you should do some work on the house. you must exercise.

me: (thinks) sh-t. this is turning into a mustathon!

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dad: you should get a better job, get a nice girlfriend, learn how to drive.

me: oh no! i’ve been mustathoned!

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me: was out with the dogs earlier when i b-mped into mum. we talked about the dogs a bit then she hit me with a mustathon.

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