mustering-one-up


the action of posturing oneself to turn loose of an audible and/or stenchy fart.
timmy: “mommy, why is daddy wiggling and acting strange?”
mommy: “stand back dear! he’s in the midst of mustering-one-up and you are in the direct line of fire.”

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