mustiche
a pseudo-sorta halfway collection of facial hair above the upper lip. often referred to by earnest wannabes as a ‘mustache’, a mustiche is usually too sp-rs- to be considered so.
this is the sort of facial hair commonly worn by teens in their first flush of facial hair growth, but it has in the past few decades seen a resurgence among hipsters as an ironic reference to p-rn stars and child molesters of the 70s.
that hipster tried to grow a beard, but all he managed was a mustiche.
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