Musturkey


a frail bird, known by it’s distinctive mating call “gobble, gobble”, wanders the yards in the hope of a mate.

seen lurking with the musbear, the musturkey will often turn on the innocent for prey
student1: “did you just hear the musturkey?”
student2: “no?”
musturkey: “gobble, gobble.. gobble”
student2: “ahh yes, now i do”

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