musty aftershave


after a man has freshly shaved his genital area, a woman (usually of older age) goes down on him with a lit cigarette in her mouth.
guy 1: “hey man, what did you do yesterday?”

guy 2: “not much. your aunt rosie gave me a musty aftershave at the motel downtown.”

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